Jack's Super Duper Guide of What to Do In Case of Boredom!

Ok, so, you are REALLY bored, so much so that you decided to check my blog. Fear not! I have a solution! Here are my simple steps to making your life less boring.

1) When going to a website, remember to type in the FULL URL. I mean the http:// and the / at the end as well.

2) See how long you can hold your breath.

3) Start a barbershop quartet with yourself using a microphone, and Audacity (google it).

4) Count the number of things on your desk, or, if you aren't at a desk, count the number of items on your computer desktop.

5) Read a short story backwards. You can find plenty of shorts online.

6) Write a short story.

7) Brush up on your Latin.

8) Try and beat your previously set holding your breath record. You will probably beat it.

9) Write a short story backwards.

10) See how quickly you can do all of the above. The rules for this game are:

• You have to hold your breath for at least 45 seconds the first time.


• You have to hold your breath for at least 50 seconds the second time, and beat your previous time.


• The short story you write, both forwards and backwards, has to be at least 150 words long.


• Don't bother with the Barbershop Quartet bit.

Try it, and comment with your times.